This is the full text of the speech Gen. Patton made prior to D-Day. The date was 5 June, 1944. Please be advised it is quite profane.
General Patton:Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of
this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit.
Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting
and clash of battle.
You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend
your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect,
because you would not want to be anywhere else.
Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men like to fight.
When you, here, everyone of you, were kids, you all admired the champion
marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the big league ball
players, and the All-American football players. Americans love a winner.
Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards.
Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a
man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever
lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an American.
You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would
die in a major battle. Death must not be feared. Death, in time, comes to all
men. Yes, every man is scared in his first battle. If he says he's not, he's a
liar. Some men are cowards but they fight the same as the brave men or they get
the hell slammed out of them watching men fight who are just as scared as they
are.
The real hero is the man who fights even though he is scared.
Some men get over their fright in a minute under fire. For some, it takes an
hour. For some, it takes days. But a real man will never let his fear of death
overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his country, and his innate manhood.
Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge.
It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base. Americans pride
themselves on being He Men and they ARE He Men.
Remember that the enemy is just as frightened as you are, and probably more
so. They are not supermen.
All through your Army careers, you men have bitched about what you call
'chicken shit drilling'. That, like everything else in this Army, has a
definite purpose. That purpose is alertness. Alertness must be bred into every
soldier. I don't give a fuck for a man who's not always on his toes. You men
are veterans or you wouldn't be here. You are ready for what's to come. A man
must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you're not alert,
sometime, a German son-of-an-asshole-bitch is going to sneak up behind you and
beat you to death with a sockful of shit!
There are four hundred neatly marked graves somewhere in Sicily, all because
one man went to sleep on the job. But they are German graves, because we caught
the bastard asleep before they did.
An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This
individual heroic stuff is pure horse shit. The bilious bastards who write that
kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real
fighting under fire than they know about fucking! We have the finest food, the
finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. Why, by God,
I actually pity those poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By God, I
do.
My men don't surrender, and I don't want to hear of any soldier under my
command being captured unless he has been hit. Even if you are hit, you can
still fight back That's not just bull shit either. The kind of man that I want
in my command is just like the lieutenant in Libya, who, with a Luger against
his chest, jerked off his helmet, swept the gun aside with one hand, and busted
the hell out of the Kraut with his helmet. Then he jumped on the gun and went out
and killed another German before they knew what the hell was coming off. And,
all of that time, this man had a bullet through a lung. There was a real man!
All of the real heroes are not storybook combat fighters, either. Every
single man in this Army plays a vital role. Don't ever let up. Don't ever think
that your job is unimportant. Every man has a job to do and he must do it.
Every man is a vital link in the great chain.
What if every truck driver suddenly decided that he didn't like the whine of
those shells overhead, turned yellow, and jumped headlong into a ditch? The
cowardly bastard could say, 'Hell, they won't miss me, just one man in
thousands.' But, what if every man thought that way? Where in the hell would we
be now? What would our country, our loved ones, our homes, even the world, be
like?
No, Goddamnit, Americans don't think like that. Every man does his job.
Every man serves the whole. Every department, every unit, is important in the
vast scheme of this war.
The ordnance men are needed to supply the guns and machinery of war to keep
us rolling. The Quartermaster is needed to bring up food and clothes because
where we are going there isn't a hell of a lot to steal. Every last man on K.P.
has a job to do, even the one who heats our water to keep us from getting the
'G.I. Shits'.
Each man must not think only of himself, but also of his buddy fighting
beside him. We don't want yellow cowards in this Army. They should be killed
off like rats. If not, they will go home after this war and breed more cowards.
The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the Goddamned cowards and we
will have a nation of brave men.
One of the bravest men that I ever saw was a fellow on top of a telegraph
pole in the midst of a furious fire fight in Tunisia. I stopped and asked what
the hell he was doing up there at a time like that. He answered, 'Fixing the
wire, Sir.' I asked, 'Isn't that a little unhealthy right about now?' He
answered, 'Yes Sir, but the Goddamned wire has to be fixed.' I asked, 'Don't
those planes strafing the road bother you?' And he answered, 'No, Sir, but you
sure as hell do!' Now, there was a real man. A real soldier. There was a man
who devoted all he had to his duty, no matter how seemingly insignificant his
duty might appear at the time, no matter how great the odds.
And you should have seen those trucks on the rode to Tunisia. Those drivers
were magnificent. All day and all night they rolled over those
son-of-a-bitching roads, never stopping, never faltering from their course,
with shells bursting all around them all of the time. We got through on good
old American guts. Many of those men drove for over forty consecutive hours.
These men weren't combat men, but they were soldiers with a job to do. They did
it, and in one hell of a way they did it. They were part of a team. Without
team effort, without them, the fight would have been lost. All of the links in
the chain pulled together and the chain became unbreakable.
Don't forget, you men don't know that I'm here. No mention of that fact is
to be made in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell
happened to me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this Army. I'm not even
supposed to be here in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the
Goddamned Germans. Some day I want to see them raise up on their piss-soaked
hind legs and howl, 'Jesus Christ, it's the Goddamned Third Army again and that
son-of-a-fucking-bitch Patton'. We want to get the hell over there.' The
quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt
against the purple pissing Japs and clean out their nest, too. Before the
Goddamned Marines get all of the credit.
Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The quickest way to
get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it. The quicker they are
whipped, the quicker we can go home. The shortest way home is through Berlin
and Tokyo. And when we get to Berlin I am personally going to shoot that paper
hanging son-of-a-bitch Hitler. Just like I'd shoot a snake!
When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a
German will get to him eventually. The hell with that idea. The hell with
taking it. My men don't dig foxholes. I don't want them to. Foxholes only slow
up an offensive. Keep moving. And don't give the enemy time to dig one either.
We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing the
Germans that we've got more guts than they have; or ever will have.
We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out
their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.
We're going to murder those lousy Hun cock suckers by the
bushel-fucking-basket. War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to spill
their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the
guts. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt off your
face and realize that instead of dirt it's the blood and guts of what once was
your best friend beside you, you'll know what to do!
I don't want to get any messages saying, 'I am holding my position.' We are
not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the Germans do that. We are advancing
constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the
enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of
him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on
advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the
enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like shit
through a tin horn!
From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our
people too hard. I don't give a good Goddamn about such complaints. I believe
in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The
harder WE push, the more Germans we will kill. The more Germans we kill, the
fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing means fewer casualties. I want you all
to remember that.
There is one great thing that you men will all be able to say after this war
is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful that twenty years from
now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on your knee and
he asks you what you did in the great World War II, you WON'T have to cough,
shift him to the other knee and say, 'Well, your Granddaddy shoveled shit in
Louisiana.' No, Sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say, 'Son, your
Granddaddy rode with the Great Third Army and a Son-of-a-Goddamned-Bitch named
Georgie Patton!'"